Captain Kaybug

I'm Kayla, obviously, I'm a southern girl with a city twang. Sociology and Gender Studies are my life. Summer time brings out the best in me. I love my life, my friends, and my family. I definitely am fascinated by a lot of random things, so don't be surprised by sexually explicit content one post, then my puppies the next. Books save my life. I try to be happy as much as possible, but sometimes it doesn't happen. I'm a big girl and want to get healthy. Ask me things. Leave me things. You're all beautiful <3





Recent Tweets @captnkaybug

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livstarks:

we-must-unite:

cerezsis:

proudtobeahufflepuff:

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the third time I’ve broken my hip this week

YOLO

“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”

“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”

“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”

“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock”

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tastefullyoffensive:

Wolfram Alpha, you are drunk.

tastefullyoffensive:

Wolfram Alpha, you are drunk.

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turn-it-up-tune-them-out:

artsysauce:

sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation

Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home

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a-sexy-cat:

vvebkinz:

sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now

I’m so sleepy of your shit

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Uhhhh, this is one RIGHT NOW. at this EXACT scene. 

Tumblr knows my life. <3 

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10000bc:

since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need

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stfuconservatives:

norttron:

fuckyeahmarxismleninism:

Philadelphia: High school students walk out of class and march to City Hall to protest severe budget cuts and planned school closings, May 9, 2013.

The budget cuts are absolutely horrific. Here are some of the proposed changes:

  • Schools with more than 1,000 students would no longer be required to have librarians or librarian assistants.
  • Schools would no longer be required to have counselors, and counselors’ caseloads would no longer be capped.
  • Teachers could be assigned to unlimited classes outside their subject area, and high school teachers could be assigned an extra class without pay.  There would be no limit on amount of consecutive time taught in a school day.
  • There would be no limit on class size
  • The district would no longer be required to provide copy machines, or “a sufficient number of instructional materials and textbooks.”
  • Counselors would no longer be guaranteed to have rooms with privacy and confidentiality, a telephone, a locked filing cabinet and a door.

There’s more here.

Again, every time I see stuff about this, I’m like “We shouldn’t be calling him ‘Mayor Nutter’ come on guys we’re better than that” and then I realize, again, that it’s his real name. Um, but for real. These budget cuts are downright cruel.

I’m proud of every one of these students. I’m ashamed to live here with things like this happening. I hope Mayor Nutter does something about this to better these students. 

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kentuckyfriedkrogan:

mummymuscles:

Too funny not to reblog

the last one

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sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY

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“I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.”

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noctis-fatalis:

sex-like-a-nympho:

batsarequiet:

mrsdevill:

well-this-is-kinda-awkward:

oh—-wowlovely:

Oooo right in the feels

I saw it coming and it still hurt :(

tears in 3… 2… 1…. 

crying my fucking heart out.

YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

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amessofadreamer1369:

Just because it’s ‘socially accepted’ to use terms like ‘gay’ or ‘retarded’ as synonyms for ‘stupid’ or ‘lame’ etc. doesn’t make it right. You’re labeling entire groups of people with ‘stupid’ or ‘lame’.

suicideblonde:

Nina Dobrev in Monique Lhuillier at the Costume Institute Gala in NYC, May 6th

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